I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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