I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'm always down for nudity.
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