Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
North Korea, Best Korea!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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