$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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