i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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