Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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