my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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