Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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