What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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