just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
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