New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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