Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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