she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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