Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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