Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
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Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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