My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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