Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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