They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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