I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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