Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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