the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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