She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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