my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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