"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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