That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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