And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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