is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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