My nipple is on Facebook.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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