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I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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