We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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