In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
