my sisters under your porch take her home
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
as a side note pls kill me
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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