Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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