If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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