Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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