so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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