Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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