Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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