did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
