oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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