I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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