guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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