yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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