...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
