Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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