I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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