Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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