Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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