It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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