Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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