You made me cry and you don't even care
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
third nipple confirmed
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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