it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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