Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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