My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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