Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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